Dear Ladies, Let's break it down. It is New Years Eve and you are single and you want to get kissed, as you get dressed in your Rainbow Shoppe fine-ary you try to vamp it up with baubles and beads. You break out your best empire waist dress, in this case a seemingly slimming but actually pouchrific number in puke pink and black, you accessorize with your best mardi gras beads, and you are f'ing pyched that your puffy coat from middle school matches perfectly. Wait, what! Your BFF is also on the scene in houndstooth and a sparkle color wheel hat. Suspiciously her purse (a hanging sac of pleather) is also in that curious shade of pink, and yours in murdery skin grey (also a hanging sac of pleather) looks like it came from her closet. You totally love eachother, and this night is going to be about showing the boys just what queens you are. The subway station flourecents illuminated your excitement and we just had to catch your Romey n Michelle / Kath n Kim tiara times! Good luck on your quest. True love or at least some shitty champagne in a thimble awaits you. Sincerely, Kristan Kennedy
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